What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 16:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

iPhone 17 Base Model Rumored to Feature Larger Display - MacRumors

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

The Simple Rule That Seems To Govern How Life Is Organized On Earth - IFLScience

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Towards topological quantum batteries: Theoretical framework addresses two long-standing challenges - Phys.org

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Person with measles visited Boston hotel, museum, airport, health officials warn - NBC Boston

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times

Then came..

Still no good.

Still no good

Suspect in Boulder Molotov attack faces federal hate crime charge - Axios

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

No way

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

AMD CEO Su turns heads with comments at AI event - TheStreet

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Your Apple CarPlay is getting a big update: 3 useful features coming with iOS 26 - ZDNet

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Windows Snipping Tool now lets you create animated GIF recordings - BleepingComputer