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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 16:50

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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Then came..
Still no good.
Still no good
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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